Stuff you CAN'T sell on Craigslist..

It's a wonder they even feel the need to list some of this, but you know how people are...

*Offer or solicitation of illegal prostitution.
*Weapons and related items, including but not limited to firearms, disguised, undetectable or switchblade knives, martial arts weapons, scopes, silencers, ammunition, ammunition magazines, BB guns, tear gas or stun guns.
*Items issued to United States Armed Forces that have not been disposed of in accordance with Department of Defense demilitarization policies.
*Fireworks, including but not limited to "safe and sane" fireworks or any destructive devices or explosives.
*Controlled substances or illegal drugs, substances and items used to manufacture controlled substances and drug paraphernalia.
*Alcohol or tobacco products.
*Prescription drugs and medical devices, including but not limited to prescription or contact lenses, defibrillators, hypodermic needles or hearing aids.
*Nonprescription drugs that make false or misleading treatment claims or treatment claims that require FDA approval.
*Blood, bodily fluids or body parts.
*Household pets of any kind including but not limited to dogs, cats, primates, cage birds, rodents, reptiles, amphibians, fish. Re-homing with small adoption fee OK
*Pet animal parts, blood, or fluids - including but not limited to stud/breeding service
*Restricted or regulated plants and insects, including but not limited to noxious weeds, endangered plant species, or live insects or pests.
*Pesticides or hazardous substances, or items containing hazardous substances including but not limited to contaminated toys, or art or craft material containing toxic substances without a warning label.
*Illegal telecommunications equipment, including but not limited to access cards, password sniffers, access card programmers and unloopers, or cable descramblers
*Stolen property, or property with serial number removed or altered.
*Burglary tools, including but not limited to lock-picks or motor vehicle master keys
*False identification cards, items with police insignia, citizenship documents, or birth certificates.
*Counterfeit currency, coins and stamps, tickets, as well as equipment designed to make them.
*Counterfeit, replica, or knock-off brand name goods.
*Material that infringes copyright, including but not limited to software or other digital goods you are not authorized to sell, warez, bootlegs (without consent of the band).
*Airline tickets that restrict transfer, and tickets of any kind which you are not authorized to sell.
*Coupons or gift cards that restrict transfer, and coupons or gift cards which you are not authorized to sell.
*Gambling items, including but not limited to lottery tickets, sports trading card 'grab bags', raffle tickets, sweepstakes entries or slot machines.
*Used or rebuilt batteries, or batteries containing mercury.
*Used bedding and clothing, unless sanitized in accordance with law.
*Non-packaged food items or adulterated food.
*Bulk email or mailing lists that contain names, addresses, phone numbers, or other personal identifying information

Damn! They just won't let me have any fun!!